memoirs

For those who don't know, this is a tap.

im sure my cousin did this. i hate him to the core.

I dun like my cousin.He dun hav any manners man. 1. After eating, he leaves his cutlery on the table and returns to his room. Of course we need to teach that 19year old kid. So we dont give a damn bout it and left his plate there as it is. And, for the past 2 years, he has been washing his own dishes, that is the day after the meal of course. Treat my mom as ur maid? Rot in hell.

2. He takes everything for granted. Earlier this year when its his bday, my mom cooked 'mian xian' for him. When he woke, my mum called '*** its ur bday today, i cooked mian xian for u!' He replied : 'orh.' Thank you is obviously missing from his primary sch dictionary.

3. I dun like the way he closes the door. 'bang!'

4. He's damn fussy about food. And his appetite is way larger dn mine. Once i returned home with only a spoonful of rice left in the cooker. He was the last who ate b4 me. Blaming myself for late coming, i settled for that bit of rice, as my mom made soup that day. Guess wad, HE TOOK TOO MUCH RICE AND THREW HIS LEFTOVERS AWAY!

5. He is weird. last year,he showed me his pic and ask me if hes handsome.

6. He is weird. When he came to my hse 2 years ago, he sports long unkept hair.When i say long, i mean LONG.Believe me! Its messier than my mop. A few months aft moving in, he went home during the holidays(hes studying in a local poly), and came back 2 weeks later, BALD.

7. He is noisy when he eats. The sound made when he munched on food is soo damn disguesting larh! Thats y my family and i make it a point to eat b4 he eats.

8. With him around, my family's chances of winning the save ur electricity bill contest will be equivalent to the chances of hearing him say 'thank you'. I think he is afraid of the dark. He sleeps with the lights on. When he visits the washroom during 2pm, lights are 100% ON!

9. I can't sleep when he bang the doors.

10. He is main source of stress for my mom.

Just venting my anger here, dun mind kay! haha.

Will be here to update soon!

Tag replies:

Yuhong: yea. we'll do our best!

Olga: haha. okok. thanks(:

Waisiong: okok. try. Actually sending it into the net is easy. See which net.haha.